Short Take: Religion, Capitalism & Political Power
Christian/Military yard ornament. Wal-Mart, Springfield, Missouri |
There are three enormous constructs that serve to inhibit and discourage a robust pursuit of happiness in America today. Here's a short take on the current state of Religion, Capitalism and Political Power from here in God's Country (next to the super center).
1. Religion*
First of all, you are cursed with a sinful nature
You have fallen far short of the Glory of God
Far short
Far short
Not even close
Hell awaits you
Your flesh will burn
You will suffer in agony for eternity
Unless
Unless
You become Born Again™️
Far less traumatic than first time
Believe me
Far less traumatic than first time
Believe me
*Rules may vary.
You Suck!
You Should Fix That
2. Capitalism
You suck!
In so many ways
The mirror is not your friend
You're not very smart
Even when it's obvious you are being conned
You fall for it every time
Because you suck
You don't have enough money
You could smell better
Your teeth aren't white enough
And they are crooked
The drugs you should be asking your doctor about
May cause you to have oily stools
And perhaps make you suicidal
If you aren't already
Consolidating your debt could help
You are surrounded by threats to your safety
You should probably own a gun
Several guns
It's that bad
Thank God (see #1 above) for our troops
And the immigration police
And first responders
Who sacrifice what could be more useful lives
To protect your freedom
To become a better consumer (see #2)
We hold these truths to be self evident
All men are created equal
That's what we say
Some are threats to your safety
You should probably own a gun
Some are threats to your safety
You should probably own a gun
No comments:
Post a Comment